If one more person tells me this is just like old times, I swear I'll jump out the window.

Not long ago a friend asked me what was the greatest pleasure I got from spending my whole life as an actor. There have been so many that I had to think about that for a moment. Then I said, 'Like everyone else, I like to be with a happy crowd'.

Charlie Chaplin and I would have a friendly contest: Who could do the feature film with the least subtitles?

I don't feel qualified to talk about my work.

Like everyone else, I like to be with a happy crowd.

The funny thing about our act is that dad gets the worst of it, although I'm the one who apparently receives the bruises [...] the secret is in landing limp and breaking the fall with a foot or a hand. It's a knack. I started so young that landing right is second nature with me. Several times I'd have been killed if I hadn't been able to land like a cat. Imitators of our act don't last long, because they can't stand the treatment.

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.