When a woman says, โI have nothing to wear!โ, what she really means is, โThereโs nothing here for who Iโm supposed to be today.
Caitlin MoranIt's the silliness--the profligacy, and the silliness--that's so dizzying: a seven-year-old will run downstairs, kiss you hard, and then run back upstairs again, all in less than 30 seconds. It's as urgent an item on their daily agenda as eating or singing. It's like being mugged by Cupid.
Caitlin MoranI have read more about Oprah Winfreyโs ass than I have about the rise of China as an economic superpower. I fear this is no exaggeration. Perhaps China is rising as an economic superpower because its women arenโt spending all their time reading about Oprah Winfreyโs ass.
Caitlin Moran