I never wanted to be famous. It was amusing at first, but now I hate it. I just wanted to be respected by people I respect. And I wanted to be rich. It's best to get rich, then you can do what you want.

When a woman says, ‘I have nothing to wear!’, what she really means is, ‘There’s nothing here for who I’m supposed to be today.

If you are lying down to give birth, gravity is not helping you. You know, you stand up and, you know, a baby will basically kind of fall out of you, if you keep walking 'round.

Self-harm - the world will come at you with knives anyway. You do not need to beat them to it.

If you eat enough books, you start pooping out words.

I do not... look very feminine. Diana, Princess of Wales is feminine... I am... femi-none.

And every book, you find, has its own social group--friends of its own it wants to introduce you to, like a party in the library that need never, ever end.