Why on earth have I, because I'm a woman, got to be nice to everyone?

It's always sunny above the clouds. Always. Every day on earth - every day I have ever had - was secretly sunny, after all.

A male feminist is one of the most glorious end-products of evolution.

I don't campaign for the end of the aristocracy or the upper classes; I don't really want to destroy anything at all. I just want more plurality.

I like a little bit of revolution. I think it's a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash.

It's like if every single male artist dressed up as farmers. In every video they were on a farm. Whether it was Jason Derulo or Oasis, they're always on a tractor, they're always surrounded by sheep and always in boots. And all the songs are about enjoying farming, and this is all you've had for 10 years - you'd think you were going mad.

I wrote my first book at eight, all of four pages. At 10, I did a 40-page story. At 12, I wrote two stage plays.