Just proportionately, statistically, one in three women are going to have an abortion. They're not all going to feel guilty.

Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes.

I always give three pieces of advice to all the teenage girls when I do my talks: long country walks - it's important to get some fresh air in your lungs, and be in contact with your body; masturbation - it takes the edge off, it'll get you through; and the revolution - believing in changing the world.

I say this in the spirit of feminist encouragement, but I think I'm pretty hot. I've got all the facial features, facing the right way, at the right end, and you can always paint over the bad bits with makeup.

In the end I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper.

If anyone was going to write a song or, you know, or a book, or make a film about a girl like me, it was going to have to be a girl like me, and quite literally, me.

I wish I could give up smoking, but it does taste so delicious.