If anyone was going to write a song or, you know, or a book, or make a film about a girl like me, it was going to have to be a girl like me, and quite literally, me.
Caitlin MoranSelf-harm - the world will come at you with knives anyway. You do not need to beat them to it.
Caitlin MoranMy core belief is that if you're complaining about something for more than three minutes, two minutes ago you should have done something about it.
Caitlin MoranIt's just a horrible thing to keep saying to a woman, do you want a baby inside you? I mean, it's creepy.
Caitlin Moran