I think it's a really important thing for women to be able to just put their hands up and go, I can't actually do any more.

As far as I'm concerned, you're a feminist by default if you're born in the Western world right now.

I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.

Life divides into amazing enjoyable times and appalling experiences that will make future amazing anecdotes.

I’m going to lie this one right on the line, right here, right now: I’m pro big pants. Strident feminism NEEDS big pants. Really big. I’m currently wearing a pair that could have been used as a fire blanket to put out the Great Fire of London at any point during the first 48 hours or so. They extend from the top of my thigh to my belly button, and effectively double up as a second property that I can escape to at weekends. If I were going to run for parliament, it would be solely on a platform of ‘Get Women In Massive Grundie’s’.

I say this in the spirit of feminist encouragement, but I think I'm pretty hot. I've got all the facial features, facing the right way, at the right end, and you can always paint over the bad bits with makeup.

We need to reclaim the word feminism. We need to reclaim the word feminism real bad.