The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away.
The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.
I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great
Know your religion, know who you are and don't be ashamed.
If you're Filipino, you're the beaner of the Asian community 'cause you're just like us. You're indigenous people that got banged by some Spaniards. That's why you have names like Kwan Ping Del Toro.
Everything I do is intended to make people laugh and think. I just think something is funny, it's not hurting anybody, not stabbing anybody, not shooting anybody, not making anybody watch me perform. There are thousands of comedians, don't come see me because it's not like I hide it.