Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.

The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.

When you are younger, you pretend to believe, but you are proving it to everyone and to yourself. The change comes when you know you're funny on the inside. Then you don't have to prove it to anybody else anymore. That's when you become different and that's when you evolved onto a completely different level, because you know who you are.

I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

If you ask me right now, you've seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don't want to be a one-trick pony. I would rather walk away and do more movies, comedy and even some dramatic roles.

I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.

Racism is exclusion, that's why I make fun of everybody.