Race makes things funny. A black guy driving in NASCAR: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Tide: not funny. A black guy driving a car sponsored by Aunt Jemima: hilarious.

When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.

I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.

We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work?

It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant.

As the artist, you have to live in order to experience life to put that out there, and when you are successful in America and in the world, your point of view is the 5% and not the 95%, but you have to represent the 95% so you have to find a way to experience life the way they do.

When it comes to my daughter, I'm a conservative. But when it comes to your daughter, I'm a liberal!