When I was young and didn't have money, I liked gambling because winning and losing was fun for the rush of it. The amount of money that I would have to put down now to get that rush, there is no f'ing way I'm going to do it. It's just stupid. I would rather get that rush some other way.

God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.

The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.

I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

If you ask me right now, you've seen the last of Mind of Mencia. I don't want to be a one-trick pony. I would rather walk away and do more movies, comedy and even some dramatic roles.

At the end of the day, I don't think I am going to be judged by what happened in the 90's and 2000's, at the end of the day my career will be judged from beginning to end and everything in between.

I'm glad Hurricane Katrina happened. It taught us an important lesson: black people can't swim.