Know your religion, know who you are and don't be ashamed.
We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work?
When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.
I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.
Do not encourage my behaviour.
When it comes to my daughter, I'm a conservative. But when it comes to your daughter, I'm a liberal!