Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.

That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!

I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great

What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.

When I go onstage, I don't know what I'm going to say. I don't know what's going to come out of my mouth. It's one of those questions where any and everything is possible. I literally could be talking about somebody I was hanging out with two seconds ago or something from the news. Literally, there's really no rhyme or reason for it. I want to be free flowing like that.

I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.

People want to complain... my point especially when it comes to racial humor is... we have that diversity, so I don't look at it like we are making fun of people, I look at it as how awesome is it that we can talk about this stuff, that we do have this kind of diversity, that we do live in a country that shows an array, unlike any other in the world.