If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.
Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?
When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.
I don't have the time to steal other people's material even if I wanted to. The reason why these rumors got started is that I don't really contest them because I don't believe they deserve contesting. I really don't.
Racism is exclusion, that's why I make fun of everybody.
I'll admit it, the Holocaust was definitely a bad thing, but do we really need Jewish people around? They have big noses. I said it! I said it!