Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.

I never, nor will I, put another person down to feel better about myself. I will live and die by what I do, not what anyone else thinks about me.

In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you're a Mexican. In Florida, you're a Cuban. In New York, you're a Puerto Rican. And I come here and I find out I'm an Eskimo.

If you're Filipino, you're the beaner of the Asian community 'cause you're just like us. You're indigenous people that got banged by some Spaniards. That's why you have names like Kwan Ping Del Toro.

We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work?

Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.

If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.