In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you're a Mexican. In Florida, you're a Cuban. In New York, you're a Puerto Rican. And I come here and I find out I'm an Eskimo.

Know your religion, know who you are and don't be ashamed.

We celebrate Labor Day by not going to work?

The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away.

Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?

If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.

I don't need anybody, I'm successful in life enough to buy myself a f'ing sandwich.