I never, nor will I, put another person down to feel better about myself. I will live and die by what I do, not what anyone else thinks about me.

Growing up, I didn't know anything about comedy and didn't know anything about comedians or what standup was. I grew up in the projects with no dream of anything, it was in my formatting when i got older and started talking to my friends about how I felt, they would be like, "dude, that's funny." Then one day my friend was like, "Dude, you don't understand how funny you are, you need to do standup"!

I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels.

People want to complain... my point especially when it comes to racial humor is... we have that diversity, so I don't look at it like we are making fun of people, I look at it as how awesome is it that we can talk about this stuff, that we do have this kind of diversity, that we do live in a country that shows an array, unlike any other in the world.

If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby.

When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.

I'll know America is in bad shape when Cubans in Miami get in the water and swim back to Cuba.