I never, nor will I, put another person down to feel better about myself. I will live and die by what I do, not what anyone else thinks about me.

I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels.

Do not encourage my behaviour.

God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.

When white people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're homeless, when black people wear baggy clothing and speak gibberish they're called rappers.

That's not news! When a shark comes out of the water, walks into a 7-11, and bites you in the ass, then it's news!

Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you.