I never, nor will I, put another person down to feel better about myself. I will live and die by what I do, not what anyone else thinks about me.

The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away.

I don't need anybody, I'm successful in life enough to buy myself a f'ing sandwich.

If God made Adam and Eve, they had children... wait a minute... that means someone banged their sister!

My brain is very simple. Like when you break everything down. I see things in a simple way. And that simplicity for some reason becomes funny to other people because they don't look at it that way.

When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.

Here, let's go to my dressing room, and I promise, I'll only put it in for a second.