If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.

When I was young and didn't have money, I liked gambling because winning and losing was fun for the rush of it. The amount of money that I would have to put down now to get that rush, there is no f'ing way I'm going to do it. It's just stupid. I would rather get that rush some other way.

When women can't climax, it's our fault, but when we can't get an erection, we have to go to the doctor.

Know your religion, know who you are and don't be ashamed.

Hurricane Katrina was caused by political correctness. I said it!

God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.

I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.