If your gonna drop out of school / tough grades are not your goal / then change your name to Candy and learn to work a pole.

When a black person has no electricity, no water, they call it the ghetto. When white people have no electricity and no water, they call it camping.

When I was young and didn't have money, I liked gambling because winning and losing was fun for the rush of it. The amount of money that I would have to put down now to get that rush, there is no f'ing way I'm going to do it. It's just stupid. I would rather get that rush some other way.

Why are we rebuilding New Orleans? Whose idea was this, Aquaman?

I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.

We dropped two bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima, and the name of the plane that delivered the weapons was the Enola Gay. Do you know why? Because we wanted them to know that they were about to get boned in the ass.

In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you're a Mexican. In Florida, you're a Cuban. In New York, you're a Puerto Rican. And I come here and I find out I'm an Eskimo.