Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.

It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.

Oh, this is fun - went to a nude beach for the first time. Yeah, that's what I thought. You ever been to a nude beach? Thought it would be all sexy and hot. Oh my God, what a flubber fest! Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked - didn't make me want to take off my clothes, made me want to take out my contacts.

Oh my God, Kennedy Airport - what a mess - all over you with those dopey security questions. 'Did you receive any gifts from any unknown persons?' Buddy, the last thing I got from an unknown person was in the 80's.

Growing up, it was always, 'If you buy kosher meat, they're killed humanely.' But I've seen so many horrible videos. What we thought was humane 100 years ago is not humane anymore. The ways animals suffer, I just couldn't be a part of it anymore.

Just be your authentic self because there's nothing sexier or more beautiful than that.

They're all sources of material. What I love about what I do, the more you talk about your life, there are so many people who have similar experiences.