Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.

Time flies, though, huh? But I feel young. And do you know how I stay feeling young, ladies and gentlemen? I'll share my secret with you: I live in a senior citizen retirement community.

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.

All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.

I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain.

I'm always a big fan of if you approach somebody politely about something and you're not a nudge - you're just pretty honest and simple, my kind of philosophy is that I'm not afraid of 'no,' and that's way different than 'I won't take no for an answer.

They're all sources of material. What I love about what I do, the more you talk about your life, there are so many people who have similar experiences.