There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage.

My kind of gay, meeting a woman and falling in love, is a different experience because it wasn't anything about 'Oh, I've always been gay and I'm breaking the chains.

Making love to a woman is like buying real estate: location, location, location.

Some people have their marriages annulled, which means they never existed. Boy, talk about denial! What do you say when people see your wedding album? 'Oh that was just some play I was in.

My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement.

I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it.

My stand-up act is very clean.