I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain.

I don't exercise. My philosophy is: No pain, no pain.

Whenever I travel I like to keep the seat next to me empty. I found a great way to do it. When someone walks down the aisle and says to you, "Is someone sitting there?" just say, "No one except the Lord."

Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye!

My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,'

I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childless. I figured there's got to be one more way to really tick off my mom.

Making love to a woman is like buying real estate: location, location, location.