My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay.
There are so many opportunities that I could've gotten before if I had just took a little more of a risk.
I suddenly had this really mad desire to have an affair with a woman. I was divorced. I was childless. I figured there's got to be one more way to really tick off my mom.
The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was Hang up, I got it!
When you lie about your age, the terrorists win.
As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection.