The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was Hang up, I got it!
I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.
There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage.
My stand-up act is very clean.
I'm wearing a new perfume that I should recommend to the women in the audience; it's called 'Tester.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.