The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was Hang up, I got it!

My kind of gay, meeting a woman and falling in love, is a different experience because it wasn't anything about 'Oh, I've always been gay and I'm breaking the chains.

I was over there in Hawaii. I was there on the big island. The 'Big Island' - that name cracks me up. First of all, it's not that big, so I'm pretty sure a guy came up with that name.

Some people have their marriages annulled, which means they never existed. Boy, talk about denial! What do you say when people see your wedding album? 'Oh that was just some play I was in.

Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye!

My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay.

Making love to a woman is like buying real estate: location, location, location.