Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.
I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.
You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.
I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.
I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.
It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.