I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.

My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?'

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.