I'm so into momminess.
Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.
You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.
My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.
I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.