My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.'

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.