I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.

I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.