I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.

I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.

My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?'