I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

I'm so into momminess.

Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.'

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.