I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.

My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?'

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.