I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?'

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.