Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.