I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.
I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.
I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.
I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.