I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.

I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.