I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.
Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.
Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.
My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?'
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.