You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.