You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.