You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.

I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.

I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.