You can always tell when someone's lying to you, because they're male.

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.