My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.