Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

I'm so into momminess.

You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.