I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.

Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

It's so easy to judge everybody and for some reason extra weight is the one thing everything feels OK to joke about.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.