Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.

I always feel slightly sorry to be the voice of whatever I'm experiencing.

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.