Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.

I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.

My father can not finish a sentence. When we were kids he would go, 'Girls the most important thing in life to remember is...' 'Daddy, what is it?' 'What's what, honey?' 'The most important thing in life to remember.' 'Oh, what's that?'

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.