Before we got engaged, he never farted. Now it's a second language.

I constantly walk into a room and I don't remember why. But for some reason, I think there's going to be a clue in the fridge.

I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

I'm so into momminess.

I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.

Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.'