The trouble with getting introspective when you're pregnant is that you never know who you might run into.

It creates community when you talk about private things and you can find other people that have the same things.

I think of my body as a side effect of my mind. Like a thought I had once that manifested itself-- Oops! Oh no! Manifested. Look at this. Now we have to buy clothes and everything.

I guess, as they say, I never acquired a taste for [caviar].

I mean, most fun things are bad for you in one way or another.

I'm the wife Spike Lee deserves. A white woman, which he says he would never be with, so let's get someone really white. I am Spike Lee's wife from Hell. I'm white and weird and I won't pay enough attention to him. If he does any more of those angry interviews, I'm going to write him and see if he wants the wife he deserves.

In my opinion, a problem derails your life and an inconvenience is not being able to get a nice seat on the un-derailed train.