You're not surprised when alcoholics act like alcoholics. It's more surprising when non-alcoholics start acting like alcoholics.

I was into pain reduction and mind expansion, but what I've ended up with is pain expansion and mind reduction.

Certainly there are people who like me, but then there are those who don't know me who gossip about me. You can't believe the things I've heard.

I always felt the Jewish part more. In fact, growing up I felt like a Jew among WASPs. My brother is more decidedly Waspy.

I will usually be in denial about that, too, because I really don't like that. Sometimes I will recognize it and sometimes someone will say, "are you okay?" And then you think, "Oh, maybe I'm not."

I quote fictional characters, because I'm a fictional character myself!

As we all know, there is no underwear in space.