You know how they say that religion is the opiate of the masses? Well I took masses of opiates religiously.

Eventually, life of the party is just like any other job. I've thought of myself that way at times, but it's sort of like holding everybody hostage. It diminishes everyone else. And ultimately, your friends don't require it of you.

I love the idea of God, but it's not stylistically in keeping with the way I function. I would describe myself as an enthusiastic agnostic who would be happy to be shown that there is a God. I can see that people who believe in God are happier. ... But I doubt.

Two of the saddest words in the English language are, 'What party?' And LA is the 'What party?' capital of the world.

In my opinion, a problem derails your life and an inconvenience is not being able to get a nice seat on the un-derailed train.

I was into pain reduction and mind expansion, but what I've ended up with is pain expansion and mind reduction.

Sometimes I feel like I've got my nose pressed up against the window of a bakery, only I'm the bread.