Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.
Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.
If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.
I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.
No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.