If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.
Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.
No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.
Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.