I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?

I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.