I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.