I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.

I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.