People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?

I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'

People always say to me, Youre really attractive - in an unusual way. No one ever just says, Youre attractive.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.