Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default "getaway" city.