I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.