My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.