I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.