It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement.

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.