It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement.

So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.

I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?'

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.