When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.

I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default "getaway" city.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

People always say to me, Youre really attractive - in an unusual way. No one ever just says, Youre attractive.

There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.