Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'

I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.