I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'
Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.
Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.