I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

People always say to me, Youre really attractive - in an unusual way. No one ever just says, Youre attractive.

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.