Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.

Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.