Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

People always say to me, Youre really attractive - in an unusual way. No one ever just says, Youre attractive.

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?

I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.