Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.

I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.