Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.