I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.

I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.

Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?

Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.