I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard.

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad?