I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.