It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.

Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.

The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.