I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.

Everybody has their own style. If you went to the movies every week and everybody acted the same way Tom Cruise did, boy, wouldn't that suck?

The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.

I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy.

I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.