I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.