I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.

I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down.

Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.

I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.