The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.

I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.

Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.