The street in the center of town was Butts road. I stole the sign and told the audience, this must be where the assholes live. I also had a Neighborhood Crime Watch - it takes about 20 seconds to break into a house but it took me an hour to unbolt this sign.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.