To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
It is the law of life that if you are kind to someone you feel happy. If you arecruel you are unhappy. And if you hurt someone, you will be hurt back.
A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you.
Destiny is not necessarily what we get out of life, but rather, what we give.
Simplicity, to me, has always been the essence of good taste.
It takes 500 small details to add up to one favorable impression.